someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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I can’t function anymore. I’m 110% done. Just. Look. At. It.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
doctor who meme: two quotes [1/2]
excuse me
The great sass war
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if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
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